Wife. Mom. Former fanfiction writer. Geek. Fangirl. Lover of tattoos, books, movies, music, exotic places. Supporter of Marriage equality.

This is a NSFW blog. 18+ only!
Background Illustrations provided by: http://edison.rutgers.edu/
Reblogged from equion  563,537 notes

thecatantichristishere:

rabbitrecycle:

donaldkaneda:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

image

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

image

image

image

What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

image

ok here goes

image

image

NO

Okay, there’s no way that works.

image

Let me try this out.

image

image

image

image

I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

imageGuss i’ll give it a shot

image

image

image

image

ABORT ABORT

yeah right, like that really happens

image

hmmm….

image

maybe I should try-

image

HOLY SHIT

image

WHAT THE FU 

Reblogged from equion  10,160 notes

brain-confetti:

biomorphosis:

Saiga is a type of antelope. They are known for their huge, inflatable, and humped nose which help them to filter out airborne dust during the dry summer migrations, and filter out cold air before it reaches their lungs during winter. They are a migratory species, migrating in the summer and winter and can run up to 80 miles per hour in a short time.

Local people kill saiga because of its meat and horns. Horns are used in traditional Chinese medicine. Saiga is listed as critically endangered species and were once in the millions but today only less than 50,000 left in the wild.

okay who let the camels fuck the aardvarks? christ how are we ever gonna sort out this mess

Reblogged from equion  26,483 notes

pardonmewhileipanic:

red3blog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE